LOL, Joe. I haven’t heard that one in a long time.

True story: my husband and I were waiting with about 50 people to take a raft trip down the Salmon River. The main guide asks if anyone wants to take the 2 person inflatable down the river instead of the 8 person + guide rafts. My husband says we do. I’m stunned. But, it was unbelievably exhilarating. At the end of the float, the main guide says “Congratulations. We call that the divorce boat.”