Menopausal Moments: One Reason Teachers Don’t Need Guns

Students often want to write papers about the same old topics. Abortion. Legalizing weed. The death penalty. Gun control.
Read a few dozen of those papers, and you’ll want to bang your head against a wall, or stick a knife right in your own damn head. Knowing this, and fearing for my life, I banned papers on these often-plagiarized topics.